Ok, we're on the air live from Lake Merit in Oakland,
California
We'll have ex clusive coverage
of Gutfest '89
I'm Ted Casey, and we're gonna go
down live right now with Bill
Thompson
Bill's on the scene,
and he's gonna tell us what's going on. Bill?
Thanks, Ted
Yeah, you can hear,
they're just having a ball and a hell of a time
Down here at Gutfest this year
Uh, you can hear behind me now,
that's uh, I think they're called Blue
Death
Just one of ten, ten bands that are
playing down here at Gutfest this
Year
I think some of the other
bands playing will be
The Who, The Clash, uh,
Digital Underground
There's been rumor's
that EPMD
Might come out and play here at
Gutfest this year
Other people in the line-up are
are
Herbie Hancock, Chick Corea
Miles Davis is part
of tomorrow's jazz line-up
And And tonight they're
doing rock and blues
There's supposed to be more,
uhh music from The Who later on tonight
And then Thursday's show is gonna
close with Digital Underground
Is gonna close the show. So, hey,
I'm outta here, I'm gon na go have
Some more food,
some more good music...
How's it going, guys,
you guys come to Gutfest every year, or what?
Oh yeah, Gutfest is the best thing to happen to
California since 1968
So, uh, where are you guys from?
San Diego..]
Gutfest, Gutfest
It's a show,
not like you've ever seen befo'
In the park, from noon 'til after dark.
There will be blondes,
and also girls of bronze,
And girls who come from other
contries 'round the world
Now, you will see a big display
of ladies in a cage,
Butt naked, and they're showing
off their curves and sexy ways.
So pack a bag, and come on down,
if you can find the time.
We just would like to say welcome
to Gutfest '89.
Crazy guts, crazy guts,
it's Gutfest '89
Crazy guts, crazy guts,
it's Gutfest '89
Crazy guts, crazy guts,
it's Gutfest '89
The festival is on the lake,
the hotel's up the block.
It's clean, they've got good rates
and they've got lots of rooms in
Stock.
Tell them you're here for Gutfest, you'll
get ten bucks off per night.
Bring your camera and your condoms, 'cause
we're going to do this
Right.
More girls then you have ever seen
are on display right now,
Girls with breasts that go va-voom
and booties that go pow!
Black girls, white girls, candy stripe girls,
girls with lots of back
Fat,
It's safe to say more healthy guts
then you can shake a stick at.
I trooped in,
now let the Gutfest begin,
It seems like sin,
my head's startin' to spin,
Thinkin' what I'm about to clock,
all stops are being yanked out,
I'm knockin' stank out the box,
every chance I get,
Because I waited and waited,
to make this trip.
Yeah, one big stupid butt nest,
And I'm'a get mine at
this Gutfest.
Crazy guts, crazy guts,
it's Gutfest '89
Crazy guts, crazy guts,
it's Gutfest '89
Crazy guts, crazy guts,
it's Gutfest '89
Crazy guts, crazy guts,
it's Gutfest '89
You'll see tourists and you'll meet
people from all around the world.
At last year's fest I kicked it with
a real cute Chinese girl.
Sometimes after the shows at night,
or in the af ternoon,
Some guts come up and give you
skull right in your hotel room.
Most nice girls do not give good brain,
for others it's a racket.
Some guys leave Gutfest out of luck and
go home with a packet.
Heavy, slim, big,
large, girls with lots of gook,
Cover girls and model types,
girls who've got the look
Young butterfly, tulip petal,
mahogany devine,
A thick bitch with big legs, yeah,
it's Gutfest '89.
Gutfest, Gutfest,
Gutfest '89, Gutfest, Gutfest
Gutfest '89 why'all, crazy guts,
crazy guts
Gutfest '89, Gutfest, Gutfest, and
you don't stop
Gutfest, Gutfest, G-f-G-f crazy crazy
guts.
Yo shmoove, peep this: Posdnuous check it
out, check it out
Gutfest '89 G-f-G-f-G-f-G-f crazy
crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy guts
It's just Gutfest '89 G-f-G-f-G-f-G-f crazy
crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy guts
I got this plan, see,
and it involves whipped cream, bananas,
One girl stands behind me, the other
in front...
Well, I never tried this stunt before,
but I'll tell you what,
We'll bust the cherries,
then we'll sprinkle some nuts on top,
Then we'll do the splits. Now what
have we got?
G-f-G-f-G-f-G-f crazy crazy crazy
crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy guts
Heavy, slim, big, large,
girls with lots of gook,
Cover girls and model types,
girls who've got the look
A red bone with good muscle tone,
a young cocoa delight,
Wood-panel brown brown girl who is down,
more game then Icy Mike,
Young butterfly, tulip petal,
mahogany devine,
A thick bitch with big legs,
it's Gutfest '89.
Ah yeah,
Gutfest, Gutfest, Gutfest Gutfest
Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's
Gutfest '89
Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
Crazy guts, crazy guts,
it's Gutfest '89
Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
Digital Underground 
