Sunday driving in my grandpa's car
Everybody'd honk at him because
Well, he'd just laugh and tell me,
kid, here's something you
They're all jerks when you're
Just assume that everybody else
is half asleep or stoned.
Not a one knows how to drive.
So you gotta pay attention
I'll give you my philosophy.
He said they'll let any fool
With money buy himself a car
And you can get a license here
Oh, they all turn into hot rods
When they slide behind the wheel
Remember, here's the deal
When you're out here on your own
Just assume that everybody else
Not a one knows how to drive
So you gotta pay attention
I'll give you my philosophy
between school and job and home,
sometimes on the weekends.
We head out for the beach,
strapped in the back seat,
now it's my turn to teach.
So every time I'm cut off by
or some hero in a sports car
who's got to push his luck,
I don't get scared or angry.
I just sing this little song
To hear my children sing along
When you're out here on your own
Just assume that everybody else
And not a one knows how to drive
So you gotta pay attention
I'll give you my philosophy
I said repeat it after me kids
They're all a bunch of jerks
