Well they were nervous about
Waylon 'cause he had a crooked smile
For many, many years they never wanted
Bocephus 'cause he's too goddamn loud
Did you really think they ever wanted
Johnny Paycheck hanging around
Hell naw cause their too up tight wild for real
To most people listening to this
it might seem like I'm talking shit
But if you look behind the scenes of who's pulling
string well god dammit it'll make ya sick
Hank Williams still ain't reinstated and I'll
tell ya that's fuckin' bullshit
And the king Jimmy Martin if he was still here
he'd tell 'em all to fuckin' suck his dick
Well they were nervous about
Waylon cause he had a crooked smile
For many many years they never wanted
Bocephus 'cause he's too goddamn loud
Did you really think they ever wanted
Johnny Paycheck hanging around
Hell naw cause their too up tight wild
for real rebels like to get down
