It's history, it drags on and on
It wasn't my fault it lasted 'til dawn
Your mammy's got to think like me
It's praised by the academy
And she'd rather Gable than your dad
So tell her please I'm an innocent lad
Cut! Now we want you to fall
Down the stairs without breaking your fall
That's fine, now again from the top
And make sure your face is
So what did you do today?
I fell down the stairs today
For portraying Vivien Leigh they
There's a lot to be said for it
But I don't know just what
They don't tell my type the plot
There's a lot to be said for it
But I couldn't say just what
All I did was bruise a lot
But they mention that the
I'm telling you, gone with the wind
There's a lot to be said for it
But I don't know just what
Without spoiling the plot
Gone with the wind - there's
But I don't know just what
Gone with the wind - there's a
But I couldn't say just what
All I did was bruise a lot
Gone with the wind - there's a
But I couldn't say just what
They don't tell my type the plot