Willie took him out last year and
showed him one to nine
We ain't give you lessons here,
but brother you'll be fine
Try that till the turkey bites an
d set him up again
Golf, say, is a beautiful way
to get to know your friends
He played a few with
Mr.
Jack,
Georgie
Mack, and the
Sordid
Flinks
I could tell when he came back,
he'd been stoning on the lance
That old leopard ain't gonna change,
he likes his hunkers plain
Golf, say,
is a beautiful way to get to know your friends
The old rollercoaster blew
down in the big wind
The old rollercoaster blew
down in the big wind
And the boys on the poster got old
A time comes round to every soul
When all rolls into one
Man or woman looks back cold
And weighs the work that's done
How it seems to the seeing eye
Well, man, that all depends
On circumstances you and I may
never comprehend
To speculate is folly,
and judgment just offense
Savor every moment, fool,
so soon the pageant ends
Golf, say, is a beautiful way
To get to know your friends
You