I was hanging on the corner
at Capparelli's Deli
With a junior with the hairdo
and a big nose mo
There was Hopalong Casariccia
talking about his new shoes
And some of the marmalade,
but I don't know
When this cute little cupcake
rolls up with a bible
Like a noisy yacaron
starts a preaching with her hands
I said, yo, that does it,
enough already with the Christianese
You're gonna have to say it
so a wise guy understands
So she said, I got good news
for all your crooks
You get a little sit down,
he'll open the books
You take an oath, and then you'll be
A blood -bought member of the family
I got good news, he opened the door
to a one in a million all -time score
Yeah, get straightened out,
an d here's a plan
You're gonna get your butt in work
and be a God -made man
She said, look at you, marrón,
your life is full of ajeda
Your eyes got the moloquio,
your brain is half robots
Now the big capo upstairs
offers forgiveness
Who would the devil ever give ya?
He gave you a goss!
I said, all right, manaj,
it's time for spring cleaning
So he prayed right there
that I'd be part of the crew
Then I got shaken down by angels,
whacked by the Holy Ghost
God himself reached down
and pulled me up to be shadowed
And you know what?
I got good news for all you crooks
You get a little sip, damn,
to open the books
You're taking an oath,
and then you'll be
A blood -bought
member of the family
I got good news, he opened the door
To a one -in -a -million all -time score
You get straightened out,
and here's the plan
You're gonna get your butt moved
An d be a God -made man
Now why do I get clipped,
become guest in the government,
or testify against you, no?
So I ratted out the devil,
now I'm a witness in protection,
with a whole new direction
I wanna shout it.
I got a new life, a new root,
a new name, and a new suit.
So did he offer me a good deal?
Hey! Forget about it!
Oh! I got good news for all you crooks
You get a little sit -down
to open up books
You take an oath, and then you'll be
A blood -bought mem
ber of the family
I got good news, he opened the door
To a one -in -a -million all -time score
You'll get straightened out,
an d here's the plan
You're gonna get your win
And be a God -made man
Hey, Babylon Kisaric, que fa?
Concludes, what's with the
big smile on your face?
What, you got a new gumata?
No, no, why do you say that?
Like my father always said,
a car's got four tires.
One goes flat, you gotta have a spare.
Uh, cojin, let's just say,
I got a new godfather.
What happened to the old one,
another heart attack?
Yeah, 50 wise guys, 50 closed gaskets,
all heart attacks.
Well, I wanna share some,
uh, oh, que puts?
Oh, me?
No, it's the dog.
Still not?
Well, who do you feed this dog, cats?
No, cousins,
you got a problem with that?
You know, I just figured out why you always
got this stupid smile on your face.
Yeah, why?
Cause you're stupid.
Eh, no, I'mma get you a shine box.
