If you save yourself for marriage,
If you don't save yourself for marriage,
If you won't have a drink, then you're a prude
But they'll call you a drunk
as soon as you down the first one
If you can't lose the weight,
But if you lose too much, then you're on crack
and you're damned if you don't
So, you might as well just do
So make lots of noise (Hey)
if that's somethin' you're into
When the straight and narrow
gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, or don't
Follow your arrow wherever it
If you don't go to church, you'll go to Hell
If you're the first one on the front row,
you're a self-righteous son of a
Can't win for losin', you'll just disappoint 'em
Just 'cause you can't beat 'em,
don't mean you should join 'em
So make lots of noise (Hey)
if that's somethin' you're into
When the straight and narrow
gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, or don't
Follow your arrow wherever it points
