I love to have real big parties,
sometimes they just won't end
Laughin' and singin' till daylight,
Friends in my house get dressed up,
but that's what a party will do
One thing I wish you'd re member,
well they're sittin' all over the place
The top of this old kegerator,
somehow they just got spaced
Brother, if you want to party here,
There's food left out in the kitchen,
Look at that fire pit smokin',
we're gonna need more wood
Half beers are layin' all over,
buddy I know that's a shame
There are thirsty drunks in China,
who never would be so lame
that's one thing we should do
The brewer would appreciate it,
Stay all night if you wanna,
but let's make it perfectly clear
If you're gonna do some drinking,
So when you go out to a party,
when you go out on the town
Don't leave your glass half empty,
your job is to drink them down.
There are drunks all over the planet
who'd love to drink what we got here.
In the land of the milk and the honey,
you got to finish your beer.
That's the thing you should do.
The brewer would appreciate it,
Drink all night if you wanna,
but let's make it perfectly clear.
If you're gonna do some drinkin',
If you're gonna do some drinkin',