There's
not much
fuzz on an apple,
very little hair on a grape.
It's only the lack of a beard on a peach
that keeps it from being an ape.
Oh, one more time around
Piccadilly Circus,
try to follow that bus.
It's a shame the way the rich folks work,
cause everybody's rich but us.
I bought my doggy a muzzle,
so he wouldn't bite the man with the mail
But there was a postman dead on the walk,
he killed him with his tail
Oh, one more time around
Buckingham Palace, driver,
follow that bus
There's a blister growing on my callus,
everybody's rich but us
I gave my son a pep talk
About the birds and the bees
He understood so quickly
He took off in the breeze
First he chased a chipmunk
Then he chased a bird
Now he's married to a bumblebee
That is absurd
Oh, one more time around
Gooseberry Junction
Driver, follow that bus
It's rather hard for us to function
Everybody's rich but us
I went hunting tigers
I got a tiger's tail instead
I say, where is your tiger's tail?
Well, you might ask
Oh, one more time around
Piccadilly Circus
Driver, follow that bus
It's a shame the way the rich folks work
Cos everybody's rich but us
Yes! Everybody, everybody, everybody,
everybody, everybody, thanks for watching!