I went to a bar just the other night
to check out a few of my friends.
I'm just an everyday working guy
and I can't always follow the trends.
acting like I just couldn't hear.
that I just couldn't seem to spend.
Waitress there called me square,
Everybody there was drinking
I get up and start to leave
I felt like mud, drinking a fud
Threw out a line, but it was a dud
Everybody there was drinking martinis with me
I'm a slender, says, please try me
But it took a little sip one time
Funny little drink, shiny and cold
Served in a glass that's hard to hold
But it sure looks good there,
sittin' there, wet and shiny
Got long as a beard, quick as a shot,
nearly as hip as a single ball
Scott's for a workin' guy,
But everybody there was drinkin'
they get up and start to leave
I felt like mud, drinkin' a pud,
threw out a line, but it was done
Everybody there was drinking martinis with
Waitress there called me square
Cat's playing pool called me fool
Everybody there was drinkin'
they get up and start to leave
I felt like mud, drinkin' pot,
threw out a line, but it was a dud
Everybody there was drinkin'
Everybody there was drinkin'
Yeah, everybody there was drinkin'
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