off of love,
I swore off of wo men
Devoted my life to hunting and fishing
I'd never be anybody
else's lovesick fool
That ain't cool
I spent all my spare time fixin' up
My old rusted out pickup truck
In no time at all
I'd have it lookin' like brand new
But then a youth
Flipped the switch on
my Durma fly jet
Played my piano like a little barrache
I let down my guard,
my heart was good as gone
Well, you cranked my tractor,
you flicked my bed
Woman, you tripped the
trigger on my fang and the jig
I can't explain how you done it,
but honey, you turned me on
Well, love did all the takin'
I done all the givin'
So I threw up my hands
And said, the heck with it
I shut my heart down
Locked it up and pulled the fuse
All my emotions
were disconnected
No sign of a spark could be detected
I had nobody,
so I had nothing to lose
But then a yoo -hoo
flipped the switch on my
Played my piano like a little barrache
I let down my guard,
my heart was good as gone
Well, you cranked my tractor,
you flicked my pick
Woman, you tripped the
trigger on my thingamajig
I can't explain how you done it
But honey, you turned me on
Well, you cranked my tractor,
you fricked my bed
You tripped a trigger
on my thing with my jig
I can't explain how you done it
But honey, you turned me on
You