Don't you wish your girlfriend
was hers like me?
I know you like me, I know you do,
that's why whenever
I come around
she's all over you.
And I know you want it, it's easy to see.
And in the back of your mind,
boy, you should be unbothered
Don't you wish your girlfriend
was hot like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend
was a freak like me?
Don't you? Don't you?
Don't you wish your girlfriend
was bald like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend
was fat like me?
Don't you? Don't you?
Fight the feeling, leave it alone
Cause it ain't love,
it just ain't enough
to leave a happy home
Let's keep it friendly,
you'll have to pay bail
See, I don't care,
but I know she ain't gonna
want to share
Don't you wish the girlfriend
was hot like me?
I know I'm on your mind,
I know we'd have a good time
I'm your friend, I'm fun and I'm fine
You ain't lyin'
Hey, you ain't believin'
I know I'm on your mind,
I know we'd have a good time
I'm your friend, I'm fun,
here I'm fine, yeah
You ain't blind
Don't you wish your girlfriend
was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend
was free like me, like me
Don't you, hey, don't you
Don't you wish a girl from all over
walked like me?
Don't you wish a girl from all over
was fun like me?
Don't you? Ooh, ooh
Don't you wish a girl from all over?
Don't you wish a girl from all over? you