Girl, you could say that maybe
Things got way out of hand
I popped the top too many
Yeah, I had more than plenty
But what you don't understand
Here's what a new perspective brings
In dog beers, I've only had one
In dog beers, I'm not even close to drunk
All of these empty bottles
Makes it look like I've had a ton
But in dog beers, I've only had one
I wasn't anyone's perfect husband
But baby, what is the harm?
you know I wouldn't drive
You took the keys to the car
But I found the perfect explanation
That justifies my in ebriation
In dog beers, I've only had one
In dog beers I'm not even having fun
All of these empty bottles
Makes it look like I've had a ton
But in dog beers I've only
You can say I'm just making excuses
But think of all the people who could use it
In dog beers, I've only had one
In dog beers, I can still see spot run
All of these empty bottles
Makes it look like I've had a ton
But in dog beers, I've only had one
Two, three, four, five, six, seven
In dog beers I've only had one