Since there has to be a villain
for the good guys to be killin'
That's the reason I'm a bad guy,
it's the code of the West
I'm Dingus McGee, dirty Din gus McGee
and let me tell you come to dear
Well I can't think of anyone
Where you wear a pair of long johns
In my red flannel long johns
it's been said that I'm a strong john
So I love them in my long johns,
it's the coat of the West
I've lived a life of sin,
and let me tell you, don't you dare
When I can't think of anyone,
and let me tell you, don't you see
But I can't think of anyone
I'm more fed up than this
