Call my doctor, call my lawyer
Call my brother, call my priest
There's paperwork to fill out
'Cause my sister has a best friend
That I've known since I was three
And now I'm gon' get strangled
'Cause we tangled in the sheets
My homies like, "Dead man,
My homies like, "You a dead man
Beautiful family friend is she
Almost a decade older than me
Quite a while overseas, yeah
And she's been living up in Albany,
Then we got drinks and we chilled like,
And then from there it was,
Call my brother, call my priest
There's paperwork to fill out
'Cause my sister has a best friend
That I've known since I was three
And now I'm gon' get strangled
'Cause we tangled in the sheets
My homies like, "Dead man,
My homies like, "You a dead man
My homies like, "Dead man,
My homies like, "You a dead man
How did we let this happen?
Damn, how did we end up in this bed?"
Then I said, "Relax" and laughed like
"This would be a pretty dope song"
I swear to God I'll kill you
No, I really will just take your life
No, don't even think about it
But that would be a pretty dope song"
So I came home and I called my friends
I know for a fact that we going
It's over, my life is deadass over
Call my brother, call my priest
There's paperwork to fill out
'Cause my sister has a best friend
That I've known since I was three
And now I'm gon' get strangled
'Cause we tangled in the sheets
My homies like, "Dead man,
My homies like, "You a dead man
Yeah yeah, my homies like, "Dead man
My homies like, "You a dead man
You know, like doing the one
Take, write it quick, fun jokes?
But my sister won't hear this
Until I release the album
She'll hear every other song