Dave & Al 创作者： 
Frank Zappa 
N/A•
调：G minor•
Verse 1
Em
Alright, hey, hey listen
Before we go on to the next song
I got a really important piece of business
I've gotta take care of
Now, there's this guy
B
Em
That uh, works for us, he sells the T- shirts
B
Em
His name is David Dikowitz
Verse 2
Em
B
Now, some of you might know David
Em
And if you know him
B
You realize that David is
Em
a lonely guy
A
Em
He hasn't been pooched in three days
B
Em
His nectar has built up, so to speak
And he asked me
If I could help him get a girl tonight
Verse 3
Em
Now, normally I don't do this because
B
I mean, of course being
Em
a pimp is my hobby
D
Em
But in Dikowitz's case
This is taking it above and
beyond the call of duty
As they say in the trade
Verse 4
Em
Bm
So here, here's the plan
Em
Somewhere out there, I know
Somewhere in this building there is a girl
Or a female type object
A
Em
Who desires the companionship of a nice,
Jewish boy
Bm
Em
Who sells T- shirts
Now, I'm gonna make you
a two for one offer
Here's the deal
Verse 5
Em
If you're a girl and you wanna
Bm
And you wanna submit to
B
Em
Dikowitz's advances
If you'll go for Dikowitz
And you got a friend or sister
That would like to spend some
time with Al Malcon
Verse 6
Em
Who's an a, who's another
B
Em
Bm
Dangerously lonely guy
B
Em
Had a little problem here the other night
I understand, I don't like to be
Bm
spreading gossip around
Em
But this is New York
Verse 7
Em
B
Bm
Al is a very lonely person
Em
And he came here to the
show the other night
With his girlfriend
C
G
D
He introduced me to her in the back
Em
She was a very
Verse 8
B
nice person
D
They went and they sat in the
Em
audience to see the show
D
She says, excuse me for a minute
Em
I'm go get, gonna go get a drink
D
Em
She disappeared, didn't come back
D
Until five o'clock in the morning
Em
Told she was drunk said:
Verse 9
Em
"Al, I hate you"
Bm
Em
In an exorcist voice
And told him to move out
Now, we got these two
D
Em
Very nice people who need it
G
Em
Now, as a matter of fact
Verse 10
Can we get a spotlight down here?
D
Em
Just so you see what
the merchandise is like
B
Em
A
This is David Dikowitz, right here
Em
D
Em
Now, obviously, he is nice
He is Jewish and he is a boy, right?
A
Em
So,
Verse 11
you see what you're in for
If you want, if you wanna
Bm
do it with David
Em
Just come down and introduce yourself
G
There, alright, see?
Em
What did I tell you?
Verse 12
Em
Congratulations,
Bm
Em
what's your name?
Bm
Karen
Em
Karen?
Bm
Em
I now pronounce you, David an d Karen
B
Off that way
G#
B
Em
D
A
Em
Verse 13
A
Em
G
Em
Alright
Now, that's what I like about New York
G
You get results
D
Em
Ah, now where's Malcon?
Bm
Em
If we can do the same thing
for Malcon
We'll really be doing it
Interlude 1
Al, come here
Em
B
Em
Bm
Em
Verse 15
Em
Ladies and gentlemen
This is my friend, Al Malcon
He's also a very nice person
Would you like to give a
sales pitch yourself?
Verse 16
Em
Well, I'll tell ya
I don't know if there's
anybody really cute
D
Em
You know, and I stay away from
You know, young girls
G
Anybody about 18 or close, you know
Bm
Blonde hair
Em
F#m
D
Verse 17
A
Em
He wants a virgin with nice breath
Bm
Em
Yeah, vir gin would be
G
nice but
Em
Right there, you (almost there)
A volunteer right there
G
Where?
Em
No, no, oh, she's go ing
No, no, don't touch me
No, get away, no
Verse 18
Em
Well, listen
G
What?
Em
Right here
What's your name?
Lisa
Em
Lisa, this is Al
Verse 19
Em
It's happening to me
(It's happening)
It's happening to you
She has no idea what's going to
be happening to her
B
Well, who does anymore
Em
It's the 20th century
Verse 20
Em
Wait here This
Bm
girl loves you
Em
Chris, tell him to come over here
Tell him to come over here?
C'mere
Verse 22
Oh my god
Em
B
Now, isn't this better than com
Em
Bm
puter dating?
Em
Em
Why don't you guys go over there
and get acquainted?
Okay, on with the show
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