He made some friends in Columbus, Ohio
He had a way with the words
They came so easy, he was easy
Left New York in a weary disposition
Tired from the dressing up ,
So tell me what the hell did I
Doesn't matter what it is
if you need to be changing things
He spent a fortune on some
And then he made it to the woods
But he brought all of his fatties
The weight bore down upon the wood
Just about all it could handle
So tell me what the hell have
It doesn't matter what it is
if you need to be changing things
I looked around for a friendly
But there was more to see
Behind the red velvet curtain
Saying grace in this bedroom
So tell me what the hell do I
These are times to be strong
It's a natural world in a
Come on, children, let us play
The vestibule was completely denistry
It was a little out of place
There were no guests at this party
Mikey took a nap under the watch,
But his friends were strung out,
It was already morning again
Tell me what the hell have
It doesn't matter what it is
if you need to be changing lanes
Did your baby climb your wing
The door was locked, the stuff was out
The record had been skipping
She would die in Columbus, Ohio
A modern man with the sensibilities
So tell me what the hell have
These are times to be strong
It's a natural world in a
The straight motherfuckers
but tomorrow we make them pay
And it's all for the children
It's all for the children
