The chicken
that looked like Hitler
Looked just like him but littler
Down in the henhouse they ate at his guts
He didn't know why it was
drivin' him nuts
They called him the Chickenstein Monster
He hun g around down by the dumpster
The Hunchduck and the Hitler
Chicken found romance
He looked into her eyes
and they began to dance
When the news hit the hen house,
jealousy reigned
The hens began to notice
that they all looked the same
Being ordinary was bringing them down,
they started making weird faces
and dragged their feet around.
Farmer Bob came out in the noonday heat,
saw the chickens making faces
and dragging their feet.
His brain went out to lunch,
his body changed form,
and the dance of the living
dead chickens was born.
He combed his hair to one side,
got a little moustache
Scrunched up in a hump
and let one foot drag
He crossed one eye,
let his tongue hang out
And the neighbors joined in
and they all began to shout
Comb your hair to one side,
get a little moustache
Scrunch up in a hump
and let one foot drag
Everybody's learning,
it's fun to be weird
The dance of the living
dead chickens is here
The dance of the living dead chickens
The dance of the living dead chickens
The dance of the living dead chickens
The dance of the living dead chickens
The dance of the living dead chickens