If two fill-ups is all it costs,
I guess I'll make the drive
Down past the Texas line,
to make sure he's not alive
Dumped him off of a river bridge
Word got around that he climbed out
I lost my bride to the finest man,
she claims to have ever known
When she got to the parking lot,
his knees were already blown
Love is such a mighty drug,
Bet he misses her, floatin' past the barge
with one eye and crooked teeth
One eye and crooked teeth
One eye and crooked teeth
And I would ride through Colorado
on a rocky stretch of road
as far as telephone poles go
I wish I was a trusted man,
but a trusted man is weak
The only thing worth trusting is
some brass through crooked teeth
Some brass through crooked teeth
Some brass through crooked
I lost my bride to the finest man,
she claims to have ever known
When she got to the parking lot,
his knees were already blown
Love is such a mighty drug,
Bet he misses her, floatin' past the barge
with one eye and crooked teeth
