manager has sold his yacht
Your shares are worthless and
CEO of your bank says your
There's no such thing as a free lunch
Hey, come on, let's dance the
Clap your legs, step left and right
Put your hands over your eyes
Jump up and down, make sure you sway
Your wife's upset in disarray
You sold her handbags on eBay
You swapped her best designer shoes
For a month's supply of booze
There's no such thing as a free lunch
Hey, come on, let's dance the
Cross your legs, step left and rise
Put your hands over your eyes
Jump up and down, make sure you sway
Your kids are mad, what can you say?
You can't afford their ballet
Cause you went and sold their tutu
There's no such thing as a free lunch I said,
come on, let's dance the credit crunch
Cross your legs, step left and rise
Put your hands over your eyes
Jump up and down, make sure you sway
And hope the credit crunch goes away
Will someday be repossessed
There's no such thing as a free lunch
Come on, let's dance the credit crunch
Cross your legs, step left and rise
Put your hands over your eyes
Jump up and down, make sure you sway
And hope the breaded crunch goes away
I said cross your legs, step left and rise
Put your hands over your eyes
Jump up and down, make sure you sway
And hope the breaded crunch goes away
