Well, there's many a strange
impulse out on the plains of West Texas
There's many a young boy who feels
things he can't comprehend
And a small town don't like it when
somebody falls between sexes
No, a small town don't like it when
a cowboy has feelings for men
And I believe to my soul that inside every man,
there's a deep manly voice loud and clear
And the cowboy may brag about,
things that he's done with his women
But the ones who brag loudest,
are the ones that are most likely queer
Cowboys are frequently secretly
What did you think all them saddles
There's many a cowboy who don't understand,
the way that he feels for his brother
there's a lady that'd love to slip out
And there's always somebody,
who says what the others just whisper
And mostly that someone's the
first one to get shot down dead
So when you talk to a cowboy,
don't treat him like he was a sister
You can't fuck with a lady that's sleepin'
Cowboys are frequently secretly
What did you think all them saddles
There's many a cowboy who don't understand,
the way that he feels for his brother
there's a cowboy who'd love to come out
there's a lady who'd love to slip out (yee- haw)
