Well, there's many a strange
impulse out on the plains of West Texas
There's many a young boy who feels
things he can't comprehend
And a small town don't like it when
somebody falls between the sexes
No, a small town don't like it when
a cowboy has feelings for men
And I believe to my soul that inside
every man there's the feminine
And inside every lady there's a deep
manly voice. loud and clear
And a cowboy may brag about things
that he's done with his women
But the ones who brag loudest are the
ones that are most likely queer
And there's always somebody who says
what the others just whisper
And mostly that someone's the
first one to get shot down dead
So when you talk to a cowboy don't
treat him like he was a sister
You can't fuck with a lady that's sleepin'