Christmas tree's on fire,
it's burning down the house
Planes are getting higher and
I'm beating it back with a tube
sock and a cushion off the couch
Christmas tree's on fire,
it's burning down the house
Day, my boyfriend's out of town
He said, make sure you take it down
And I told him I took it out
An d it's burning down the house, yeah
It's burning down the house
Flames are getting higher
And I'm trying to put it out
I'm beating it back with a tube sock
And a cushion off a couch
and it's burning down the house
Good thing it ain't been watered
since I put it in the stand
And I used a far along bad tree for
Now the flames, they're all around me
and it's bound to take my life
Which might be a whole lot bet
ter than having to face my guy
Christmas tree's on fire,
it's burning down the house
Flames are getting higher and
I'm feedin' it back with a tube
sock and a fishin' off the pouch
Christmas tree's on fire an d
it's burnin' down the house
It stood so tall and true
Now it's burnin' all the hell
And it's taken me with it, too
