Cheese Emporium

Cheese Emporium 的简化版吉他和弦,作者为 Monty Python

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  • Verse 1
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    Good morning. Morning,

    Welcome to the National

    Cheese Emporium.

    Ah, thank you, my good man.
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    What can I do for you, sir?
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    Well, I was sitting in the public library

    on Thurman Street just now,

    skimming through Rogue Herries

    by Hugh Walpole,
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    when I suddenly came over all peckish.
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    Peckish, sir? Assuriant. Eh?
    Fm

    Yeah, we're all hungry like.

    Ah, hungry. In a nutshell.


    And I thought to myself,

    a little fermented curd will do the trick.

    So, I curtailed my wall
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    -polling activities,
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    ...sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance,

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    ...to negotiate the vending

    of some cheesy comestibles.
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    Come again?

    I want to buy some cheese.
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    Oh, I thought you were complaining


    about the bouzouki player.

    Oh, heaven forbid!
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    I am one who delights

    in all manifestations

    of the Terpsichorean mules.

    Sorry?

    Ooh, I like a nice tune

    you've forged, too.

    So he can go on playing, can he?

    Most certainly.

    Now then, some cheese,

    please, my good man.

    Certainly, sir.

    What would you like?

    Well, how about a little Red Leicester?

    I'm afraid we're fresh out of Red Leicester,

    sir.

    Oh, never mind.

    How are you on Tilt -It?

    I'm afraid we never have that

    at the end of the week, sir.

    We'll get it fresh on Monday.

    Tish, tish. No matter.

    Well, Stout Yeoman,

    four ounces of Cafillia,

    if you please.

    Ah, it's been on order,

    sir, for two weeks.

    I was expecting it this morning.

    It's not my lucky day, is it? Belfay, is it?

    Sorry, sir. Red Windsor?

    Normally, sir, yes.

    Today, the van broke down.

    Ah. Stilton?

    Sorry. Emmental, Gruyere?

    No. Any Norwegian Jarlsberger,

    per chance?

    No. Liptar?

    No. Lancashire?

    No. White Stilson?

    No. Danish Brew?

    No. Double Gloucester?

    No. Cheshire?

    No. Dorset Blue Vinny?

    No. Brie, Roquefort, Pont -le -Vec, Port Salou,


    Savoyard, St. Paula,

    Carre de l 'Est,

    Brest Bleu, Boursin?

    No. Camembert, perhaps?

    Ah, we have Camembert, yes.


    You do? Excellent.

    Yes, sir.
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    It's a bit runny.

    Oh, I like it runny.

    Well, it's very runny, actually.

    No matter.

    Fetch hither the fromage

    de la Belfrance.

    I think it's a bit runnier

    than you'll like it, sir.

    I don't care how

    fucking runny it is.

    Hand it over with all speed.

    Oh! What now?

    The cat's eaten it. Pass it.

    She's a... Gouda?

    No. Edam?

    No. Caseness?

    Smoked Austrian?

    No. Japanese sage darby?

    No, sir.

    You do have some cheese, do you?

    Of course, sir.

    It's a cheese shop, sir.

    No, no, don't tell me.

    I'm keen to guess.

    Fair enough.

    Er, Wensleydale? Yes.

    Ah, well, I'll have some of that.

    Oh, I thought you were talking to me,

    sir.
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    Mr Wensleydale, that's my name.
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    Greek feta?

    Er, not as such.

    Er, gorgonzola?

    No. Parmesan? Mozzarella?


    No. Pepper crema?

    Danish bimbo?

    No. Czech sheep's milk?

    No.

    A Venezuelan beaver cheese?

    Not today, sir. I know.

    Ah, how about cheddar?

    Well, we don't get much call for it

    round here, sir.

    Not much call?

    It's the single most popular cheese

    in the world.

    It's round here, sir.

    And what is the most popular

    cheese round here?

    Ilchester, sir. Is it?

    Oh, yes, sir.

    It's staggeringly popular in

    this manor, sir.

    Is it?

    It's our number one best seller, sir. I see.

    Uh, Ilchester, eh?

    Right, sir. Right, eh?

    Have you got any, he asked,

    expecting the answer no.

    I'll have a look, No.

    It's not much of a cheese shop, is

    it?

    Finest in the district,

    Explain the logic

    underlying that conclusion, Clare.

    Well, it's so cheap, sir.

    It's certainly uncontaminated

    by cheese.
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    You haven't asked me about Limburger,

    sir.
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    Is it worth it? Could be.

    Have you...

    Shut that bloody bazooka up!

    Told you, sir.

    Have you got any Limburger?

    No. Figures.

    Predictable,

    really, I suppose.

    was an act of purest optimism

    to oppose the question

    in the first place.

    Tell me. Yes, sir?

    Have you, in fact,

    got any cheese here at all?

    Yes, sir.

    Really?

    No, not really, sir.

    You haven't? No, sir.

    Not a scrap.

    I was deliberately wasting

    your time, sir.

    Well, I'm sorry,

    but I'm going to have to shoot you.

    Right -o, sir.

    What a senseless waste of human life.

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