wanted this year for our anniversary
She thought about it long and
hard and then she said to me
"I?d really like a divorce,
think I've finally had enough"
I said, "Honey, I wasn't planning
on spending quite that much"
Well, it's cheaper to keep her
I just can't seem to say goodbye
to half of everything I own
Well, I am damned if I do and I
Ya, it's cheaper to keep her than
She handed me some papers that she
She pulled out a pen and pointed
It's not the thought of losing her
that really breaks my heart
You see I'm in love with all my
stuff and that's the hardest part
Well, it's cheaper to keep
her than it is to let her go
I just can't seem to say goodbye
to half of everything I own
Well, I am damned if I do and
Well, it's cheaper to keep her than it is
I started thinking about it, adding it up
The house, the boat, the car, the truck
When I see my attorney gonna kick his butt
For talking me out of that
Well, it's cheaper to keep
her than it is to let her go
I just can't seem to say goodbye
to half of everything I own
Well, I am damned if I do and I
Well, it's cheaper to keep her
