Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!
And now, the six merry murderesses
of the Cook County Jail
In their rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'!
Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish!
Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish!
Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the
You know how people have these little habits
that get you down?
Like... Bernie!
Bernie liked to chew gum
No, not chew, pop!
So, I came home this one day
and I'm really irritated
And I'm looking for a little sympathy
and there's Bernie
Lying on the couch,
drinking a beer and chewing
No, not chewing, popping!
So, I said to him, I said
"You pop that gum one more time",
and he did
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots
Into his head!
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have done the
(He had it coming) I met Ezekiel Young
from Salt Lake City about two years ago
And he told me he was single
And we hit it off right away
So, we started living together
He'd go to work, he'd come home,
I'd mix him a drink, we'd have dinner
(He had it coming) And then I found out
Single he told me? Single my ass!
Not only was he married, oh no!
He had six wives
One of those Mormons, you know?
So that night, when he came home from work
I mixed him his drink as usual
(...had himself to blame)
You know, some guys just
can't hold their arsenic!
He had it coming (pop, six)
He had it coming (cicero)
He took a flower in its prime!
And then he used it and he abused it
It was a murder, but not a crime!
Cicero, Lipschitz!
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
I'm carving up the chicken for dinner
Minding my own business,
and in storms my husband
Wilbur in a jealous rage
"You been screwing the milkman!" he said
He was crazy, and he kept on screaming,
"You been screwing the milkman!"
And then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the
(same) Mit keresek én itt?
Azt mondják, a híres lakóm lefogta a férjem,
én meg lecsaptam a fejét
De nem igaz
Én ártatlan vagyok
Nem tudom, miért mondja Uncle Sam,
hogy én tettem
Próbáltam
a rendőrségen megmagyarázni,
de nem értették meg
Yeah, but did you do it?
Uh uh, not guilty!
(He had it coming)
My sister, Veronica and I had this double act
And my husband, Charlie,
travel around with us
Now, for the last number in our act,
we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
One, two, three, four, five, splits,
spread eagles, back flips, flip flops,
one right after the other!
So, this one night before the show
We're down at the hotel Cicero
The three of us, boozing,
having a few laughs
And we ran out of ice,
so I got out to get some
I come back, open the door
And there's Veronica and Charlie
doing number seventeen, the spread eagle!
Well, I was in such a state of shock
I completely blacked out,
I can't remember a thing
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands,
I even knew they were dead!
They had it coming (they had it coming)
They had it coming (they had it coming)
They had it coming all along!
I didn't do it (she didn't do it)
But if I'd done it (but if she'd done it)
How could you tell me
that I was wrong?
(He had it coming) I loved Alvin Lipschitz
More than I can possibly say
He was a real artistic guy,
sensitive, a painter
But he was always trying to find himself
He'd go out every night looking for himself,
and on the way
He found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up
because of artistic differences
He saw himself as alive
And I saw him dead!
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!
He had it coming (he had it coming)
He had it coming (he had it coming)
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there,
if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the