There's a cat in the wall
And I listen to him squall
In the morning when I'm stretching
Hear him choking, hear him retching
It's a shame about the noise
Cause it scares away the boys
In the evening when we're cooing
And that pussy starts blowin'
And the neighbors and my mom
Takin' waitress on the phone
Sayin' where did she
ever get the nerve
When will she get what she deserves
Come let's play the lightning ball so long
And the neighbors and my mom
Taking wages on the floor
Must have been a hefty fall
They must have built the
roads around him
And it's a wonder no one's found him
But I'll never shoo him out
Cause he moves around the house
In my arteries again
Now he's puffing through
my brain
In my veins, in my mouth
Till I scream and cough him out
But he's just a little ghost
He's just a shade of what he was
Because, because, because,
because, because
And the neighbors and my mom
Still don't know that
Cat is gone
You