Yeah, 'cause I'm frail and I'm tired
And I constantly complain
But Candy May, she knows me better,
she knows I'm packing heat
She has a way of saying "baby,
She's my sweet sweet Candy May
Got me stuck and I want to stay
But I never wanted to look sharp
Down the barrel of a broken heart
So I live with a deep regret
Of all I do on the internet
And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
She's a brown on her doily frills
Sweetest eyes, so dark and shining
They see a shadow in their vision
Then it fades and then it dies,
But Candy May, don't think I'm lying
I got a flavor in my mouth,
Got me stuck and I want to stay
But I never wanted to look sharp
Down the barrel of a broken heart
So I live with a deep regret
Of all I do on the internet
And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
She's a brown on her doily frills
She's my sweet sweet Candy May
Got me stuck and I want to stay
But I never wanted to look shocked
Down the barrel of a broken heart
So I live with a deep regret
Of all I do on the internet
And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
She's my sweet sweet Candy May
Got me stuck and I want to stay
But I never wanted to look sharp
Down the barrel of a broken heart
So I live with a deep regret
Of all I do on the internet
And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
She's a brown on her doily frills
