调：Db major
Verse 1
I'm looking for a hotline
or something to tell me
about STDs.
I can let you speak to a nurse.
She can talk to you about that.
All right.
I'm the nurse here.
Can I help
I don't know.
Okay. I don't know what it is.
I'm worried and it's
it's so embarrassing.
I don't know how to
We can make an appointment
for you to come in
and I just talk about it real quick
yet
I just forget it off my chest
It's embarrassing. I Pardon
my language.
Okay, I'm having a problem with a
I don't know how to
My balls taste funny.
They what?
My testicles, they taste funny.
Taste funny?
Yes. They do.
And I don't know why.
How do you know they taste funny?
What do you mean how do I know?
Believe me, they taste weird.
They taste like poop,
but not the good kind.
I don't know.
I've never heard of an STD
that causes that though.
Oh, thank God.
So I don't know what's going on,
but I don't, uh,
I've never heard of one that does.
Well, I don't know. I mean, I was,
maybe I dragged them in something.
I don't know. Yeah, maybe so.
I, I mean, I, I'm just scared.
your soap or something like that
may be causing that.
I don't use soap.
Oh, you don't use I just, I just cleaned myself. I,
I am just so scared.
It's just weird.
Normally they taste delicious.
Well, I don't think that has anything to do
with the sexually transmitted disease.
So it's okay to keep licking?
To keep what?
I asked you, is it okay to keep licking?
I don't have to worry. I
don't guess so.
You don't think it is okay or it's not?
with...
I mean, you know, I don't know.
Talk to your doctor.
I'm so relieved.
All right.
Goodbye. Thank you.
I'll go lick myself. Bye. Bye.
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