If you were a
DJ, you would
If you were a
DJ, you would
If you were a
DJ, you would give me a beat
If you were a
DJ, you would give me a beat
And if you were a bus rider,
you'd give me a seat
If you were
Jack
Horner, I'd be blueberry pie
And if you were my dealer,
you would just get me high
Never tend to nobody,
you're just like a ghost
Give me headaches, give me pain,
I'm pained, I love you the most
So love me or leave me,
but don't be so mystic
I don't care how you get here,
won't you please just come and see me
Bus rider, you're too broke to drive
Bus rider, I'll make you mine
Bus rider, you're too broke to drive
Bus rider, I'll make you mine
If you were a bank account,
you'd be overdrawn
You grew up in the projects with
your little single mama
Now you're half a ton of wheels,
you're down on your luck
But fuck the number nine,
I'm comin' to pick you up
Bus rider, you're too broke to drive
Bus rider, I'll make you mine
Bus rider, you're too broke to drive
Bus rider, I'll make you mine
Give me some play, don't throw me no
shade
If you were a d -
If you were a d -
If you were a
DJ, you would give me a beat
If you were adventurous,
you'd give me some jam
And spread it on my peanut
butter here in
Japan
Take me to
Tokyo, tune in my radio, be my
Romeo
This is the stereo, this is the stereo,
this is the stereo
Stereo, stereo
You're too broke to drive
I'll make you mine
You're too broke to drive
I'll make you mine
Bus rider
You're too old to drive
Bus rider
I'll make you mine
Bus rider
You're too old to drive
Bus rider
I'll make you mine