Arrested
on charges of unemployment
He was sittin' in the witness stand
Well, the judge's wife told
the district attorney
You better free that brown -eyed man
If you want your job,
you better free that brown -eyed man
Mmm, way back in history,
three thousand years
In fact, ever since the world began
Ooh, a whole lot of sweet women
Been shittin' tits
Over a brown -eyed handsome man
Guess they shed their tears
Over a brown -eyed handsome man
Say something
The beautiful daughter could
not make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer man
Mama say go out and find yourself
a brown -eyed handsome man.
If you wanna love,
a brown -eyed handsome man.
Marlow Venus was a beautiful lass.
She had the world by the
palm of her hand.
She lost both arms in
a wrestling match.
Fightin' for a brown
-eyed handsome man
She want herself a brown
-eyed handsome man
Flyin' across the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walkin'
across the sand
Walkin' forty miles on
route to Barbados
To find herself a brown
-eyed handsome man
to find a brown -eyed handsome man
Ooh, two strikes to count and nobody on
He hit a high block into the stand
Round and third he was heading home
It was a brown -eyed handsome man
Yes, it was a brown -eyed
handsome man
Oh, Brown Eyed Handsome Man ...