"I need sometime to find myself
I need a little space to think
And maybe we should start seeing
Baby, things are moving way too fast for me"
So I picked up what was left of my pride
And I, I put on my walking shoes
And I got up on that high road
And I did what any gentleman would do
I got a brand new girlfriend!
We went and jumped off the deep end
Flew out to L.A. for the weekend
Spent the whole day lyin' on a beach
Wearin' nothin' but a smile
Playin' kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy
Talkin' mooshy-mooshy 'bout nothin'
Man I think I'm onto somethin'
Because I feel just like a kid again
I got a brand new girlfriend
I love it when she calls me buttercup
She laughs and says I left the toilet seat up
She pops the top for me, a cold beer
And says my buddy's always welcome here
I ridin' shotgun like a shitzu hound
My tails a waggin' my tongue's hangin' out
I got a brand new girlfriend!
We went and jumped off the deep end
Flew out to L.A. for the weekend
Spent the whole day lyin' on a beach
Wearin' nothin' but a smile
Playin' kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy
Talkin' mooshy-mooshy 'bout nothin'
Man I think I'm onto somethin'
You know, I feel just like a kid again
I got a brand new girlfriend
I got a brand new girlfriend!
We went and jumped off the deep end
We fly out to L.A. for the weekend
Spent the whole day lyin' on a beach
Wearin' nothin' but a smile
Playin' kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy
Talkin' mooshy-mooshy 'bout nothin'
Man I think I'm onto somethin'
You know, I feel just like a kid again
I got a brand new girlfriend
She makes me feel just like a kid again
I got a brand new girlfriend
