Yeah, them boys down there in Texas,
They smuggle it across the Rio
they're usin' that Mexican breed
Well that's exploiting cheap labor,
but that's a Texan's creed
Yeah, them boys from Oklahoma
roll their joints all wrong
They're too damn skinny and way too long
Well, I ain't no holy roller
roll their joints all wrong
Yeah, them boys in Colorado
just as soon pan for gold
the growin' season's too cold
They'd just as soon smoke a joint
that somebody else had rolled
Least that's what I've been told,
Yeah, them boys from Oklahoma
roll their joints all wrong
They're too damn skinny and way too long
Well, I ain't no holy roller
roll their joints all wrong
Yeah, them boys from Oklahoma
roll their joints all wrong
They're too damn skinny and way too long
Well, I ain't no holy roller
roll their joints all wrong
Well, them boys up there in Norman
got themselves a kinky streak
Well, they like to roll their own
then sit and rest for two weeks
But they'll sure start to puffin' on it
if you stick one in their beak
Them boys up there in Norman
Yeah, them boys from Oklahoma
roll their joints all wrong
They're too damn skinny and way too long
Well, I ain't no holy roller
roll their joints all wrong
Yeah, them boys from Oklahoma
roll their joints all wrong
They're too damn skinny and way too long
Well, I ain't no holy roller
roll their joints all wrong
Yeah, them boys from Oklahoma
roll their joints all wrong
They keep on rollin' 'em all night long
Mine looks like a pregnant dolphin,
I'd just as soon use a bong
roll their joints all wrong
