We're just sittin' in the
Watchin' all the guys and thinkin'
I'm feelin' kinda old today
I think I'll wash this gray away
Chris, I know this might sound real dumb
But do blondes really have more fun?
Do blondes really have more fun?
Do blondes really have more fun?
They just call us the blonde -haired cuties
They call you the dark -haired beauties
Here comes the answer to your question
May I make a small suggestion?
Make a bid and take a chance
And see which one he'll ask to dance
Laura, I think we're about to find out
Do blondes really have more fun?
Do blondes really have more fun?
Stand back, I'll show you how it's done
Hey, he's looking straight at me
Wait a minute and we'll see,
do blondes really have more fun?
He asked the girl with the purple hair
And left us both just sitting there
Oh, the surprise on both our faces
She looked like Dolly in all the right places
Left us feeling flat and defenseless
All the odds were stacked against us
Your blobs really have more fun
Another myth has come undone
It's not the hair, I guess
It's what's inside the dress
I'm not even gonna bother
Hey, Laura, do you think that's real?
They're doing some pretty good stuff
Actually, I was talking about the hair
The purple part might be implanted
Would you look at this guy?
Oh, nice pair of Wranglers.
I bet he doesn't color his hair.
I don't care if he has any hair.
Maybe if took his hat off,
Well, yeah, but he's a cowboy,
even sleep with their hats on.
I thought they slept with
Do they sleep with everything on?
