"Bleach Boys"
By The Dead Milkmen
From Beelzebubba
(c) 1988
I've got some buddies and
we all drink bleach
You know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch
of frat boys drunk on beer
Or a stoned bunch of
hippies with no careers
I wanna drink bleach with
a Georgia Peach
My pals and I all drink Clorox
Or eat Snowy right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate shot high and we
Understand the reason why
Bleach does more than
whiten socks
Don't you wanna hang out with
the bleach boys baby
In a land where ministers murder golf pros?
Don't you wanna drink
some bleach tonight?
Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll bitch about life and
chug-a-lug bleach
bleach
bleach
No ones getting high and
no one's getting drunk
We got a case off bleach
stashed in the trunk.
I wanna die with
clorox within reach.
I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
And my voice is very deep 'cause
my throat got burned.
Bleach keeps you young so
I've been told
'cause no one who drinks
it lives to be old
Drink it with a chaser is the
first thing I learned.
Don't you wanna hang out
with the bleach boys baby
In a land where midgets run for mayor?
Don't you wanna drink
some bleach tonight?
I had 26 friends in the beginning
But now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast others love to bet
Still others snort coke in a private jet.
But drinking bleach is my way of winning.
(Bad guitar solo)
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach (x472)