It's a shame, I think,
you girls fall in love
with these singers.
How they tell you these lies
and fool your head up full of dreams.
They make you go home and cry at night
and look at their posters on the wall.
I think it's a shame
they don't care about you
at the shows, but I do.
You drop these R &B groups,
they sing a love song.
Then after the show,
they treat you real wrong.
Go spit in your face
and say you ain't my girl.
Make you wanna go cry
and tell the whole world.
I looked around, you walked away,
he didn't kiss you.
My pretty girl,
so fly your honey while he diss you.
I thought about it, your baby,
your wife, your tears.
The heart's been achin' and cryin'
for many years
I know it's problem time,
sweetie, pop,
come talk to me
I'm goin' to get the train,
sweetheart,
won't you walk with me?
Come on and pull out your token,
don't be ashamed
I wanna make you my wife
and change your last name
You know I'm cool
I'm your personal psychiatrist
I see you're a movie star,
you know I wanna get with this
Don't give me biscuits and eggs,
I wanna marry you
Don't get me biscuits and eggs,
I wanna marry you
Don't get me biscuits and eggs
Beautiful indeed,
I had to grab you like my microwave
From all these singers
with the stupid crazy hype
They had you begging for autographs
in the limo
Crazy, going through changes
to hear that demo
I know they fall, living wrong totally
I walk you home
and take you where you ought to be
I know you're nervous and shocked
and so confused
Valley beaten and smacked
and so abused
Never will the X fail,
truth is what I tell you
Their games and lies and chill chat
is only what they sell you
I had to step for my homies
to come and stay with you
You got some time and some cards,
I want to play with you
And spend some moments inside,
flip on the quiet storm
Find some blankets that's heavy
to keep our bodies warm
Eat some cookies in bed,
some jiffy popcorn
I'll rub your back and your
shoulders up every week
Lock the doors and windows
and watch you sleep
I'll tell you secrets and
things I never told you
I even come to your job
and grab and hold you
Don't give me biscuits and eggs,
I wanna marry you
Don't give me biscuits and eggs,
I wanna marry you
Don't give me biscuits and eggs,
I wanna marry you
Don't give me biscuits and eggs,
I want to marry you.
Don't give me biscuits and eggs,
I want to marry you.
Don't give me biscuits and eggs.
Every day I smile,
I have to come and get you.
Your mother said you left so fast,
I have to catch up with you.
Don't throw them tickets away,
we gotta cancel that.
The phony singers on stage,
they gotta handle that.
Never will I come too late
or have you out there freezing.
If I'm late, I'll tell you why
and always have a reason.
I'll take you out in the summer
to see the Mets
I'll take you out in the
winter to see the Jets
We can go on a boat
or take a trip or two
Be some fish in the water
that dolphin skip or two on a mansion
a yacht and have a honeymoon
Have a girl and a boy
and raise them real soon
Go in some clubs
and have a drink together
when you're sad
and the mad will even think together
Walk to the beach and go to Central Park.
Bring the family aboard
just like in Noah's Ark.
Stroll in the sun
and watch the flowers go.
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't give me biscuits and eggs,
I want to marry you.
Don't give me biscuits and eggs,
I want to marry you.
Don't give me biscuits and eggs,
I want to marry you.
Don't give me biscuits and eggs,
I want to marry you.
Don't give me biscuits and eggs,
I want to marry you. Don't
give me biscuits and eggs,
I wanna marry you
Don't give me biscuits and eggs,
I wanna marry you
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