Sometimes, a man and a woman
Spends 30 or 40 years together
And they don't belong together
Then one day, one of 'em tries to leave
Woman, one of these days I'm
You're nothing but an old fool
And that's all you'll ever be
You're nothing but an old fool
You know you'll never leave me
So stop your silly playing
It's time you settled down
And hear me when I'm saying
You'll never get that damn
'Cause I'm almost ten feet high,
Woman, stop your (cooking)
'Cause I'll never eat that pie
I'm on my way to (heaven)
Might even touch the moon
Wave me goodbye, I'm (leaving)
You're nothing but an old fool
You're nothing but an old fool
You know you'll never leave me
So stop your silly playing
It's time you settled down
You better hear me when I'm saying
You'll never get that damn
You're nothing but an old fool
And that's all you'll ever be
Now, you're nothing but an old fool
You know you'll never leave me
So come on and stop this silly playing
It's time you settled down
And hear me when I'm saying
You'll never get that damn thing
You'll never get that damn
I said you won't get that thing
Get that, what are you doing up there?
Bring that damn thing back down here
