at a honky -tonk outside of town
They had a four -band build
with the cats really layin' down
Yeah, the dance floor was filled
with the boppers really gettin' down
a -cussin' and a -wearin' a frown
He said, I hope you're havin' fun,
I hope it's what you came here for
You've been gettin' five bucks
from everyone who walks in the door
But the bartender's lonesome
and he hadn't had a drink to pour
And the waitress just quit,
she said we didn't need her no more
This ain't no coffeehouse,
And I couldn't give a damn
whatever was the music you played
And I really don't care about
whatever was the deal we made
There better be some drinkin'
there was a grandma playin' the slots
And the bell started ringin'
when grandma hit the jackpot
and buy everyone a drink on me
They say, don't call me out,
say you got time on your name
And I couldn't give a damn
whatever was the music you played
And I really don't care about
whatever was the deal you made
You better be some freakin'
if you're thinkin' that you're gonna
So if you came here tonight
and all you're gonna do is dance
The waitress and the owner
are sure to be losing their pants
that there really ought to be a law
That if you ain't gonna drink,
you gotta bring your grandpa
This ain't no coffee house,
ain't got time, let me make
And I couldn't give a damn
whatever was the music you played
And I really don't care about
whatever was the deal we made
There better be some freakin'
Yeah, there better be some freakin'
You know we've all been freakin'