Bedbuggin' mean and evil
don't mean me no good
Bedbuggin' mean and evil
don't mean me no good
Think he's a woodpecker,
my poor old body's a
piece of wood.
Bedbugs as big as a jackass
will bite you and stand an d grin.
Bedbugs as big as a jackass
will bite you and stand and grin.
You know they'll tell the other bedbugs
it's dinnertime, better off again.
I go to bed at night
and I wonder how a poor boy can sleep
I go to bed at night
and I wonder how a poor boy can sleep
One is holding my hands
while the others is biting my feet
I pace the floor at night
and I'm so tired
I'm about to drop dead
I pay the floor at night,
I'm so tired
I'm about to drop dead
You know the damn little bed bugs
won't let me get into bed
Some of them were moanin'
in the corner
while I was try in' to sleep
Some of were moanin' in the corner
while I was tryin' to sleep
It was a bedrug mother praying line,
give my children more to eat.
I got myself a wishbone,
these bugs, they got my goat.
You know I got myself a wishbone,
these bugs, they got my goat.
You know, I wish every one of them
would cut their own goddamn throat.
Bad, broken, mean and evil
Don't mean me no good
Bedbuggin' mean an d evil,
don't mean me no good
Thinks he's a woodpecker,
my poor body's a piece of wood