La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Those catty church bitches
And Lord, look at these shoes!
Church people were all about the shoes!
to the back of special shoes.
Jesus gonna save you soon.
And that Christian catwalk
to the Baptist fashion show
Holy War on Sunday morning
It was war on Sunday morning
They got real estate, college funds,
This place is as phony as it gets
Look, everybody's shocked
Ain't not one head napping
But it's been a long time
Happy with their judgmental eyes
See, they've all just realized
this be a nightmare come true
His conviction turned to ice
in that chillin' church pew
His conviction turned to ice
in that chillin' church pew
Jesus'll make it back here before I do
He saw the brown -skinned ladies
in their oversized crowns
And the jet -black deacons
And those high -level girls
A collection of verbs disguised as nouns
And every Sunday she pushed him,
but she never wanted to go
Every Sunday he listened,
but he didn't want to know
It's too bad they never talked about
The shared truth that dwelled below
Who could handle the pressure
Of this Baptist fashion show?