On the road for fifteen hours,
Sitting in the van cos we are free
Stopped to get some diesel
I filled her up and I bought a cup of tea
and I didn't fancy waiting
So I thought I would take
And take that banana with me
So I didn't pay, I decided to leave
And take that banana with me
So I put it in my pocket,
I thought that I could make it
Walk out of the station and I'll be seen
But I had just been spotted,
the man that worked there clocked it
and he wouldn't let me leave
won't you open these doors?
And why have you locked me in?
You have to pay for that banana!
And so I walked back to the till,
so he could scan my banana
Through the glass, through the glass
He had to scan my attempted
And then I paid one euro fifty
Then he unlocked the door
Banana thief, yeah that's me
I'm a low -down dirty dog as you can see
Without regrets for what I've done
But please don't tell my mum
