and you ask, "Is this where it is?"
And somebody points to you
And you say, "What's mine?"
and somebody else says, "Well, what is?"
Ah, you've been with the professors and
they've all liked your looks
you have discussed lepers and crooks
You've been through all of
F. Scott Fitzgerald's books
You're very well-read, it's well-known
Well, the sword swallower,
he comes up to you and then he kneels
He crosses himself and then
And without further notice,
And he says, "Here is your throat back,
Now, you see this one-eyed midget
And you say, "For what reason?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
and he screams back, "You're a cow"
"Give me some milk or else go home"
Well, you walk into the room
like a camel, and then you frown
You put your eyes in your pocket
and your nose on the ground
against you comin' around
You should be made to wear earphones
