that a victim must be found
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
who might well be underground
And who nev er would be missed,
who never would be missed
There's the pestilential nuisances
All people who have flabby hands
All children who are up in dates
and floor you with them flat
All people who, on shaking hands,
shake hands with you like that
unspoiling tate our tates, insist
They'd none of them be missed,
they'd none of them be missed
He's got them on the list,
he's got them on the list
And none of them be missed,
they'll none of them be missed
There's the banjo serenader
and the others of his race
All people who eat peppermint
They never would be missed,
they never would be missed
And the idiot who praises
with enthusiastic tone all centuries but
this and every country but his own
and the lady from the provinces
but would rather like to try
and that singular anomaly,
I don't think he'd be missed,
I'm sure he'd not be missed
He's got him on the list,
and I don't think he'll be missed,
I'm sure he'll not be missed
and that nice -eyed prius nuis
who just now is rather rife
All funny fellows, comic men,
and clowns of private life.
They'd none of them be missed,
they'd none of them be missed.
And apo logetic statesmen
Such as whatchamacallhim, Thingamabob,
and likewise, well, never mind.
and also, well, you -know -who.
But the task of filling up the blanks
But it really doesn't matter
whom you place upon the list,
For they'd none of them be missed,
they'd none of them be missed.
You may put them on the list,
You may put them on the list,
And they'll none of them be missed,
They'll none of them be missed!
