Hey dad, it's me, um
Oh, I'm Tyler, I think I be your son
Sorry, I called you the wrong name, see,
my brain's splitting
Dad isn't your name,
see faggot's a little more fitting
Mom was only twenty when you ain't have
any fucks to spare
You Nigerian fuck, now I'm stuck
with this shitty facial hair
Also stuck with a beautiful home
with a case stairs
So you not being near
fucking fire-started my damn career
But fuck it, I got Clancy,
he, gave me the chance to see
A world I wasn't supposed to,
I'm stoked that I didn't know you
But, sucks you ain't give a fuck
and consider a sperm donor now
The fuck is an Okonma?
I'm changing my shit to Haley
And I just ain't being passive, nigga
You're a fucking faggot, nigga
Got a show on Monday,
guess who ain't getting no passes, nigga
But if I ever had the chance
to ask this nigga
And call him
Suck my fucking dick
and swallow this case of nuts
Ace hates your guts, I'm a selfish fuck
And I ain't sharing green as if I'm facing blunts
Frank is out the closet, Hodgy's an alcoholic
Syd might be bipolar, but fuck it,
I couldn't call it
Supposed to be gone until November
but quickly came back in August
I left two months through September
to clearly remember all this
I would like to tell my grandma,
but she's just nostalgic
I'll call her number
But she won't answer
I hope you
(answer) You claim to hate my fucking guts
But say I'm on an island in Thailand
and I was wildin'
And, if I got stranded had to man up
and hold my nuts
And hope that I could live off salt water
and fucking coconuts
Phone ain't got no service
this 3G is fucking worthless
Day is getting dark
like the area's turning urban
You'll be fucking nervous
like me inside of a church is
But, I'ma get in contact regardless, and