I need another shot of ambition
My love life's out of condition
And I had to poop the bottle
Bring it on down to the table
Cable, I wish I had a booster cable
Cable, maybe I'd find me a spark
Silvered scent from all that vitamin D
All that pH ooze don't mean nothing to me
Bartender, I just want to
Just a little kissing and a huggin'
Bartender, mix it up with some ginseng
If you don't do what I'm a -thinkin'
Filtrate, Centrum, all that vitamin D
All that pH, you don't do
Just a little kissin' and a huggin'
Bartender, I spice it up with some ginseng
If it don't do what I'm a thinkin'
I'm gonna roll down and die
I'm gonna roll down and die
I'm gonna roll down and die
