I woke up the other
night lyin' on the floor
Just because of what I said before
She said, "My name's Juliet,
but Romeo you ain't"
That's another good
reason not to drink
That's another good
reason not to drink
When I'm sober,
I'm almost a saint
If I keep goin' on like this,
I'll end up like ol' Hank
That's another good reason not to drink
I can't go see my best friend,
he said stay away
Just because of what I said
on his wedding day
"You ought to call her Sherman,
'cause she looks just like a tank"
That's another good
reason not to drink
That's another good
reason not to drink
When I'm sober, I'm almost a saint
If I keep goin' on like this,
I'll end up like ol' Hank
That's another good reason
not to drink
I'm gonna sue the city
about that police man
Last night as I left the bar,
he stepped right on my hand
He, "Are you drunk or blind"; I said,
"Let me think"
That's another good
reason not to drink
That's another good
reason not to drink
When I'm sober, I'm almost a saint
If I keep goin' on like this,
I'll end up like ol' Hank
That's another good reason
not to drink
That's another good
reason not to drink
When I'm sober, I'm almost a saint
If I keep goin' on like this,
I'll end up like ol' Hank
That's another good reason
Baby, let me in, I'm freezin'