It's an age-old conversation
That is changing with the times
But it's oh so complicated
If your mother is like mine
All that she wants are the stars
A son with a wife and a big living room
Is another little special arrangement
Got the trophy wife, that's respectable
It's another simple solution
Get her some ad orable pictures done
For her mother in Lebanon
All that she wants (all she
wants) all that she wants
All that she wants (all she
wants) all that she wants
All that she wants (all she
wants) all that she wants
To be clear, I'm not a hater
And my wife, I like her, too
Let's be honest with each other
There's some things we always knew
All that she wants is the sun
The call of the wild and a big silver spoon
Is another little special arrangement
Social standing is stable
Just a little harmless diversion
But I know my heart is in peril
Made a deal with the devil
All that she wants (all she
wants) all that she wants
All that she wants (all she
wants) all that she wants
All that she wants (all she
wants) all that she wants
Oh, it seems I was mistaken
Heaven knows just what I've done
All these hateful conversations
My dear wife I have to leave you
There is nothing you can say
You can keep the house without me
Oh, they're better off this way
All that she wants (all she wants) all
All that she wants (all she want
All that she wants (all she want
All that she wants (all she
wants) all that she wants
All that she wants (all she
wants) all that she wants