You keep saying that you don't have rhythm
But listen what you're doing right there
With that stamp and a book
Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare
I have no idea what you're talking about
I've got as much rhythm as that chair
What happened to me was a tragedy
But I don't have to be a millionaire
Look, I got a sweet deal going on here
I got all the books that I can read
All these sweet old ladies
And this carpet from the 80's
What more could a librarian need?
You're kidding me right, y-you're kidding me
Don't you see what you were doing right then?
you were starting to move
Mister, you got rhythm times ten
I think perhaps that you're not listening
I find it tedious to repeat
It's no big crime, I just can't keep time
I'm telling you I lost the beat
I ain't got rhythm (Sounds like rhythm...)
No, I ain't got rhythm (Seems like they all...)
Said I ain't got rhythm (But you're laying...)
I ain't got rhythm (But you got that beat!)
...ain't got rhythm (Look at them,
they're stomping their feet!)
...ain't got rhythm (It's time for you to rock)
Gonna rock a brand new generation
Because I ain't got rhythm!
