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Verse 1
Merle Haggard concert
Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five
Since that midnight run haulin'
hog to Shakey Town on I-10
was sweatin' gallons
one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops
myself to ruby red lips
Name was Russell
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Verse 3
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Well, faster than you can say,
"shallow grave"
kneadin' my balls
Like hard-boiled eggs eggs
Said her name was Bambi and I said,
'Cause I was just thinkin' about
skinnin' you like a deer"
teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
And And And I went on to tell her how I
I guess she could sense my desperation
when when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl
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Verse 5
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So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can
So I says, "Even this one
I have where Jesus Christ
Mouse in the doo-doo hole
hole
With a lawn dart as Garth Brooks
gives birth to something
on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
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Well, Well, ten beers,
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twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna
I have to admit it was even
When When I found out she was doin'
me to buy baby formula
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Verse 7
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Day or so had passed when
Gave the tranny a spin
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle
Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop
the latest issue of "Throb"
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from
Well, my heart just dropped
any good Christian would
hold a half gallon of moo juice
when your doin' seventy-five
In In an eighteen-wheeler
I I never thought missing chil
Did I say that out loud?
Verse 8
Outro 1
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