Little boys and girls,
they all love me
Come sit on the lap of I- see- E
And let me tell ya a story or two
About a punk- ass nigga I knew
Named Jack, he wasn't that nimble,
wasn't that quick
Jumped over the candlestick
and burnt his dick
Ran up the street cause he was piping hot
Met a bitch named Jill on the bus stop
Dropped a line or two,
and he had the hoe
At that type of shit he's a pro
So Jack and Jill ran up the
hill to catch a lil' nap
Dumb bitch, gave him the claps
Then he had to go see Dr. Bombay
Got a shot in the ass,
and he was on his way
To make some money, why not?
Down on Sesame Street,
the dope spot
There he saw the lady who lived in a shoe
Sold dope out the front, but in back,
marijuana grew
For the man that was really important
Who lived down the street in a Air Jordan
Ride to the fellow Mister
Rogers and hoes
Drove a 500 sittin on Lorenzoes
He broke out, Little Bo Peep, smoked out
Hickory dickory dock,
it was twelve o'clock
Cinderella ain't home must be
givin up the cock
I don't doubt it,
she is kind of freaky of course
Had a fight with Snow White,
she was fuckin her dwarfs
Saw a fight over colors, too
Red Riding Hood, and Little Boy Blue
A bad influence? Yo I don't know
But Ice Cube'll tell the kids
how the story should go
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
With a joint, drinkin' some 8- ball
Three little pigs in a Coup de Ville
Lookin' for, the wolf to kill
They're fucked up and they
want revenge
Them and Humpty used to be friends
Now they're enemies
cause he's a traitor
Pulled out the Uzi cruised by
and sprayed him
Cinderella hoeing for the fellas
And Mister Rogers is get
tin' mighty jealous
Of the cash that the pigs were makin'
Time for the pigs to get turned
to bacon
Cause Mister Rogers found
out quick
That Humpty Dumpty was blown to bits
They said that the
motherfuckin' wolf was next
So Mister Rogers better watch his step
So he let the wolf know
We're gonna fuck up the pigs,
and take their ho
Cause Cinderella is much too fast
Before twelve, givin' up ass
Double barrels all loaded and cocked
As soon as they show,
they gonna get popped
They bailed down Sesame
Street and caught em
Little Boy Blue is up front givin' orders
Little did they know Cinderella was a fink
She called the cops and got
thrown in the clink
A bad influence? Yo, I don't know
But Ice Cube'll tell the kids